When things go wrong in a relationship, it's not always the woman's fault, because Guys are Dumb.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Guys Are Dumb
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Survivalists
On the Vlog with Mike and Dave today. We will talk about survivalists and why we don't want to be one.
Monday, March 11, 2013
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Friday, June 15, 2012
STOP ACTING LIKE A GIRL
To all my friends and fans it has been a while since I have posted. I have been working. Allot of my male friends have been bitching to me lately that they can't get a date in Los Angeles. Well, you are never getting a date if you don't ask any women out. I have been on 26 dates in 26 weeks. They have ranged from hot to not too hot. I like dating for the experience and the comedy material. The shit that women say is always funny to me. I am on a date and a women said to me you sound like a black guy when you talk. Being Puerto Rican, Italian and black," I responded with what do black people sound like?" "Should I make monkey noises in between sentences". I could have got offended like most people, but I knew she was testing the waters. Next funny thing she said was you sound like a Jewish women. "Now mind you I just went from a negro to a Jewish women in one sentence"!. So I took it to another level and said " I can show you how Jewish I am by bending you over the bar and giving you my 7 inches of penus and that will give you a whole new light on retail shopping." And she continued to talk shit. Which I found even more amusing. Her final jab was I don't know where to put you. " Well unless it is going to be vaginal, oral or anal I am disappearing like the mist." After that she was cool. The moral to the story is stop being a girl guys and take these ladies out.
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