Mike Muratore

Monday, January 30, 2012


Marry Cute. Fuck hot. You do not want to marry a beautiful women. It is and illusion. If a women is really beautiful she is use to having her way. Unless you are really mean or rich or both you are in a world of pain. Guys when you get the big cash fuck the hotties but beware! 95% Of the time they are going to take you for a ride and take all your cash. I have many friends that are the nice guy. They will sense it and manipulate the shit out of you. I had one really hot girlfriend I lived with. Model/Actress what a fucking nightmare she was. I had pneumonia for three months and she would not take care of me. So after I recovered I had the locks changed on my apartment had her stuff professionally packed and threw her out on the street. Then I had makeup sex with her and threw her out again. I don't recommend that extreme behavior unless you are willing to pay the consequences. But for me that is how I roll. Till next time.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Dirty Banana

Here I am in a banana suit doing a sketch for City Girl Comedy. I will post the YouTube video when it is ready.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

New Comedy CD

My new comedy CD is now available from Amazon, iTunes, and CD Baby, as well as through this website.  Check out the merchandise page if you want to pick up a copy and hear some samples. If you buy the CD from this site, I'll autograph it before sending it out. If you like my comedy, I think you'll like it.

Welcome to my New Website

Welcome to my new website, I plan on blogging here about all of the crazy things I have going on in my life and the shows I'm doing. Thanks for stopping by.